I’m about done with reality. I’m not sour on life, or anything like that. I just think everything would be better if I were delusional and believed I was Milhouse.
The proudest day of a father’s life is the day his first kid is born. The least proud day of a first born is the day their father learns to send memes to them.
Husking and clean off corn in your backyard is the quickest way to figure out which of your neighbours are into Sigmund Freud.